Today Lisa the Mean went to Party America Harrrrrr. She told me all of the great things they had like Pirate telescopes, Pirate swords, Pirate party stuff, Pirate eye Patches, and Pirate Hats just to name a few Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n wants to go to Party America Harrrrrr. It would be so much fun Harrrrrr. But Lisa the Mean always has some Mean twist on things she said dogs cant go to Party America Harrrrrrr. She takes the fun out of everything Harrrrrrr.Maybe yer Cap'n needs to see if they have a website Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate