An Act of Piracy

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

The Cap'n love pears. See this tree? Harrrrr.

The Cap'n already get all the pears he can reach so thar be a problem. Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n be so smart.

Yer Cap'n take these keys Harrrrr.

This be where Lisa The Mean park her red car of doom Harrrrr.



Yum pears.

That B right Mateys. Yer Cap'n hold the car hostage.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Pirates

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n just found this article on the Internet home page Harrrrrrr.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26901780 it is about how Pirates seized a 530 Foot Ukrainian cargo ship Faina Harrrrrr. They are holding the ship for ransom Harrrrrrr. That gives yer Cap'n an idea maybe I could sizes Lisa the Means Red Car of Doom Harrrr. Then make the ransom for tons of cookies Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monster Quest

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

There be lots of monsters popping up everywhere Harrrrrrr.

The other day we had a snapping turtle in the yard Harrrrrr.

So all ye Mateys who guessed Snapping Turtle where Right Harrrrr.

THEN

Yer Cap'n found this Garter Snake in the yard Harrrrr.

It almost bit yer cap'ns Snooter Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. Happy Late Birthday G L O R I A

Monster

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Today Lisa the Mean and Penny where walking in the yard Harrrrr. Then they came up on this big monster form the pond Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean ran inside to get mom to help to get it Harrrrr. The Monster has a nasty snapping mouth Harrrrrr. It bit the shovel that mom was trying to push it with Harrrrr. They put it in a old trash can so we can look at it from a safe distance Harrrrrrr.

Can ye guys guess what it is Harrrrrr??????

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Talk like a pirate day is today

Avast Mateys

It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day Harrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Yer Cap'n sure all ye salty dawgs be talkin with yer bestest pirate jargon all the day long.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Its almost the 19th

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be gearing up for International Talk like a Pirate Day Harrrrrr. Some of ye may remember this site but yer cap'n going to post it again Harrrrrrr. It is called the pirate name generator http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php Harrrrrr. It is so fun so find yer pirate name and ye can use it on the 19th Mateys Harrrrrr.

Also on the 19th Lisa the Mean be taking her laptop with her to the dog show Harrrrrr. So yer Cap'n is going to send out messages telepathic Harrrrrrr. Keep yer minds open Mateys talking like a pirate Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Updates Harrrrr

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Its been raining on and off all day Harrrrrr. Tomorrow Hurricane IKE is supposed to come Harrrrrrr. That means it will be raining even more Harrrrrrr.

On other Pirate news September 19th is National talk like a pirate day Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n plans on talking like a pirate all day even if nobody is going to be home Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n also notice it is getting closer to October Harrrrrr. Most of ye Mateys know what is at the end of that Harrrrr. It is the Siberian Husky Club of Americas National Specialty in Gettysburg Harrrrrr. 28th - November 1st Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n is going to party like it is 1999 Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Party America

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Today Lisa the Mean went to Party America Harrrrrr. She told me all of the great things they had like Pirate telescopes, Pirate swords, Pirate party stuff, Pirate eye Patches, and Pirate Hats just to name a few Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n wants to go to Party America Harrrrrr. It would be so much fun Harrrrrr. But Lisa the Mean always has some Mean twist on things she said dogs cant go to Party America Harrrrrrr. She takes the fun out of everything Harrrrrrr.Maybe yer Cap'n needs to see if they have a website Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

The cookie machine has returned

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Monday Lisa the Mean left in the Bumper car about 12:00 in the after noon Harrrrr. so Yer Cap'ns running time got cut short Harrrrrr. Then Yer Cap'n took a nap for a while and looked at the clock Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean was still not home Harrrrrrr. Then out of nowhere the Bumper car comes back around 3:00 P.M. Harrrr. Good thing it was an hour before dinner Harrrr. When the Bumper car got up the driveway out came mom Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so happy she is back Harrrr. Now we get cookies Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Bath Harrrrr

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today Lisa the Mean gave yer Cap'n a Bath Harrrrrrr. she said Yer Cap'n be dirty and smelly harrrrr. She was also going to grind my toenails but the Dremel battery died Harrrrrrr. Guess yer Cap'n pulled a good trick on her Harrrrrrr. But she did manage to trim me feet Harrrrrrr.

This be pictures after the Cap'n be all clean Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Mom went on an airplane

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n was woken up very early Friday morning Harrrrr. 3:00 a.m. to be correct Harrrrr. Then Yer Cap'n fall back asleep then woken up at 4:00 a.m. To the sound of the Bumper Car next to the whale Harrrrr. It be drove away with Lisa the Mean and Mom in it Harrrrrrrr.

Lisa the Mean came home around 6:00 a.m. in the Bumper car Harrrrrr. But Mom was not in the Bumper car anymore Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean tell yer Cap'n mom went to the airport Harrrrr. Where she was put on a plane and she wont be back until Monday Harrrrr.

Penny keeps looking at Lisa the Mean like she put mom in the trunk of the Bumper car and wont let her out Harrrrrrr. But we have sniffed all around the Bumper car and she is not there Harrrrr.



Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Cap'n Showing his stuff

Harrrrrrr Mateys



A lot of bloggers are posting "STUD MUFFIN" pictures on there blogs. So the Cap'n thought he would join in and give the girls a picture of one of his best angles Harrrrrr. What do you girls think Harrrrr????



Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Gustav

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Today a storm blew in left over from Gustav Harrrrrr. We all had to batten down the hatches Harrrrrr. Sheets of rain came down Harrrrrrrr. We even had some Gustav roof damage on the kennels Harrrrrrr. Glad we have lots of zip ties so it can be fixed Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thanks ECHO

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be catching up on his blogging buddies and ECHO had a quiz on his blog to find out what would be or yer dream car Harrrrrr.

Lisa the Means Dream Car: BMW X5 (That is a Car)

Maverick the Pirate: A Do It Yer Self Car (see below) Harrrrrrrr this test is STUPID Harrrrrr

Harrrrrrrrr ECHO Buddie this test is the strangest test yer Cap'n ever take Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate