Today yer Cap'n watch all day for the UPS man Harrrrrrrrr. He didn't come Harrrrrr. then when mom and Lisa run the code it said they came and nobody be home Harrrrrrr. The UPS lied somebody be home all day Harrrrrr. They didnt even leave a note Harrrrrrrr. UPS if you are reading this you can walk the plank Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate