Lisa the Mean went to Graceland and all she got me was this stupid key chain Harrrrr. I can not believe it Harrrrrrrr. I so wanted to see Elvis Harrrrr !!!! The worst part about it is the Cap'n does not even have a key to the good ship Mavericks Run Harrrrr. This be so stupid Harrrrr. She also got to go see Sitka Harrrrrrr. That means Yer Cap'n did not get to give pirate advice to Sitka or CM Before she left Harrrrrr. Lisa the mean is going to have to walk the plank for this one Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate