Harrr Mateys, it be a great day here.
We FINALLY HAVE CAPTURED THE POND MONSTER!!!
Preston and Silver were out and about early. Preston find the MONSTER!!!
He bark and bark at it with his little voice until Mom hear.
Mom come out and see THE MONSTER try to bite Preston on face and leg. Mom tell Preston it be OK, she take care of the MONSTER!!!
Preston and Silver go to their runs and Mom get the camera, the shovel and a big trash bin.
Mom go get pictures of THE MONSTER AND HERE IT BE!!!
THIS BE THE MONSTER. SEE HE BEEDY EYE!!!
SEE HE NASTY SHELL!!!!!
SEE HE SCARY SNOUT!!!!!
Here be another picture of THE MONSTER.
See he nasty leg!!
HARRRR, THAT BE SCARY MATEYS BUT NOT BE AS SCARY AS THE BITING SNOUT!!!
Mom win. She use shovel and push THE MONSTER into the trash bin. THE MONSTER be snapping and biting at Mom and the shovel. It be a wild fight Mateys. Mom prove what a good pirate she be.
This monster weight about 12 pounds and be close to two feet long Mateys. It be HUGE. Be too huge for Mom's little boom stick.
Mom get the man to take THE MONSTER in he truck and drive it away, long ways down the road.
Mom say THE MONSTER BE A SNAPPING TURTLE. She tell the Cap'n that it could bite his toe off, or part he snooter. Oh Mateys, the Cap'n be so glad Mom be here. Then the Cap'n get a cookie and it be a great day Mateys.