Gold Eye Eddie

Harrrrrr Mateys
guess who just got hear Harrrrrr. It be Gold Eye Eddie Harrrrr. His people are going on vacation so he sailed down for his own vacation Harrrrrrr. Cant wait to hear all about his adventures that he has been on Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Lisa the Means Birthday

Harrrrr Mateys
It be Lisa the Means Birthday Harrrrrrr.
This be a link to show the lesser people that share her birthday Harrrrr. http://www.famousbirthdays.com

She was gone for five days that gave yer Cap'n time to get everything ready for her pirate party Harrrrr. yer Cap'n made sure that mom got the right gifts and made a cake that we all can eat Harrrrrr.Also the green present rapping paper had to be the right color green Harrrr. Lisa the Mean loved The party yer Cap'n Maverick did a good job at getting this party thing right Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

My show foto

Harrrr, my foto came and mom finally got it scanned in. She be slow at that sometimes Mateys. So here is yer Cap'n doing his old job, out o retirement for a day, harrrrr. I still got it Mateys, I still got it!!!

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

CAPTURE OF THE POND MONSTER

Harrr Mateys, it be a great day here.

We FINALLY HAVE CAPTURED THE POND MONSTER!!!

Preston and Silver were out and about early. Preston find the MONSTER!!!

He bark and bark at it with his little voice until Mom hear.

Mom come out and see THE MONSTER try to bite Preston on face and leg. Mom tell Preston it be OK, she take care of the MONSTER!!!

Preston and Silver go to their runs and Mom get the camera, the shovel and a big trash bin.

Mom go get pictures of THE MONSTER AND HERE IT BE!!!

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THIS BE THE MONSTER. SEE HE BEEDY EYE!!!
SEE HE NASTY SHELL!!!!!

SEE HE SCARY SNOUT!!!!!


Here be another picture of THE MONSTER.

See he nasty leg!!

Here be THE MONSTER TAIL!!!!!

HARRRR, THAT BE SCARY MATEYS BUT NOT BE AS SCARY AS THE BITING SNOUT!!!

Here be THE MONSTER try to get away from Mom.

Mom win. She use shovel and push THE MONSTER into the trash bin. THE MONSTER be snapping and biting at Mom and the shovel. It be a wild fight Mateys. Mom prove what a good pirate she be.

This monster weight about 12 pounds and be close to two feet long Mateys. It be HUGE. Be too huge for Mom's little boom stick.

Mom get the man to take THE MONSTER in he truck and drive it away, long ways down the road.

Mom say THE MONSTER BE A SNAPPING TURTLE. She tell the Cap'n that it could bite his toe off, or part he snooter. Oh Mateys, the Cap'n be so glad Mom be here. Then the Cap'n get a cookie and it be a great day Mateys.

Weather

Harrrrr Mateys

Batton down the hatches tonight Harrrr. There be a Storm a comming a big storm a comming Harrrrr. We are all be inside the house tonight Harrrrr. That means cookies for everybody Harrrrr.

I heard it was Ari's Birthday Harrrrr. Happy Birthday to ya Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Marco update

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n have a lot of things going on lately Harrrrr. first of all yer Cap'n on the serch to find that foto guy because yer Cap'n pic has not gotten hear yet Harrrrr. I think walkin the plank will do him some good Harrrr. Lisa the Mean and yer Cap'n have been working very hard with Marco Polo Harrrrr. He looks like he is gaining his sea legs but not yet. If you look on his blog he calls this place jail Harrrr. Yer Cap'n keeps telling him this is a good place but he is still not convinced Harrrrr. The last thing that has everybody tied up in knots is the tornado and T-storm warnings Harrrrr. We have been inside during the night instead of our runs Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Marco Polo

Harrrrrr Mateys

Guess who just sailed in yesterday Harrrrr. It be Marco Polo from Iowa Harrrr. He be hear for some pirate training from yer Cap'n Maverick and Lisa the Mean Harrrr. Marco Polo will be at our house for two weeks then he goes to a show before he goes home we hope he learns a lot Harrrrr. We will let you know on how he is doing Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. Yer Cap'n has not gotten his show pic yet Harrrr. I am going to have to find him and give him the Pirates don't like to Waite talk Harrrr.