Today the Cap'n had a bath Harrrrrrrr. Then Lisa the Mean stuffed me in the Red car of Doom and took yer Cap'n to the vet Harrrrrr. At the vets office the Cap'n see some Cats they be part of the CUNIA Mateys they looked at yer Cap'n and Hissed and Stared Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean would not let me get to close to them Harrrr. then yer Cap'n went in the office room and saw DR Cris she said hi Maverick and stuck me with a needle Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so brave he didnt even flinch Harrrr. Then she checked my micro chip with a scaner thing and it went bee bee Harrrr. That be very cool mateys.Then we where done and Lisa the Mean was writing the check to pay for the visit and the cats still be there Harrrrr. Then we left and went home.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate