Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n be watchin some TV while Lisa the Mean and mom take Naomi back home. Harrrr, there be a commercial for Cap'n Morgan. That be rum mateys. Cap'n Morgan be having a pose off contest but all the mateys have to be 21 to participate. Harrrr, the Cap'n only 6 years old. But 6 people years is 42 dog years, so the Cap'n be working on his best pose. Lisa the Mean be working with the Cap'n and we try to get a picture of his best pose tomorrow. Mateys, there be prizes and booty if ye win the pose off. We should all practice and get our best poses entered.
Harrr, more information tomorrow Mateys.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate