Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n be out playing with Gloria today and, wow, I gotta tell yer, what a good digger she be. Gloria find a weak spot by the fence and just went to diggin'. The Cap'n be wonderin if she digging for treasure, harrr. The mud and dirt be flying out behind her like nothin the Cap'n ever seen before, harrr. That be some great diggin. Lisa came out and made her stop, then later after she cleaned our kennel runs put the whole bucket of poop in the hole. Harrr, methinks Gloria not be digging there any more. Mate Gloria be such a great digger, how bout we call her Diggin Gloria.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate