Today we have a great pirate joke.
There was an unemployed pirate who decided to do some farming. He grew a big field of corn.
When it came time to sell his crop, how much did he sell it for?
.....R U Ready?.....
......Wait for it......
......Here it comes.......
Answer: A Buck An Ear.
Now that is one corny Pirate joke. Harrrr. I crack myself up.
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We can't believe you put this dumb joke on your blog.
Hee hee hee! Um... I mean "harr harr harrr"! That's funny, Maverick! It almost makes me willing to dress like a pirate again. ...or maybe not. But I like your joke!!!
Love,
Amber (Zim the Pirate's sister!)
Thanks Amber, I love telling jokes.
tee hee! i like your joke too! it is sooooo corny just like a good pirate shud be.
Harrrrrdy, harrrr, harrrr. Great joke Mav. It took me a minute to get it but when I did, I laughed till I peed a bit.
I'm going to show your joke to my Mom, she likes jokes like this. Maybe she can tell it to the kids she teaches.
Later (gotta go blame the pee on Lares),
Althea
Harr, glad you liked the joke Althea. Don't worry about the pee, every good pirate has laughed until they peed at one time or another.
And Ivy, welcome to you to the Maverick the Pirate Blog. Glad you liked my joke.
Harrr, Maverick
Haha! Corny!
My mom calls jokes like that "dad jokes". She said dads tell them and their kids groan and act embarassed.
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