Audition

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n found out that one of his favorate pitch men, Billy Mays, died Harrrrrr. But ye mateys know what that means there is a job opening Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be practicing very hard on these Harrrrr.

Do yer Pirate sails need cleaning Harrrrr.

Clean them up with Oxi Clean Harrrrr. It has the stain fighting power to clean the toughest loads Harrrrrr.

To make yer sails look like new Harrrrr.

Oxi Clean the only thing to wash yer sails in Harrrr.

With Orange Glo ye can make yer plank shine like new Harrrrrrr.

Just look at that shine.

Are yer Cannons lookin rusty? Spray Kaboom and the rust is gone Harrrrr.

Has yer Boat sprung a leak?

Fix it with Mighty Putty mateys, the only thing the real pirates use Harrrrrrr.

What do ye mateys think? Does yer Cap'n have what it takes to sell the stuff Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n just needs a ride to Hollywood Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Flag Day

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today be Flag Day Harrrrr.

This be our flag Harrrrr.
It be flying on our deck Harrrrr.

Happy Flag day don't forget to fly yer flags with pride Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Updated Davy Jones Locker Room

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yesterday was nasty outside with rain and wind Harrrr. So Mom worked on Davy Jones Locker room Harrrr.

Do you see something new in the tank Harrrr??? We have a new light and a background Harrrr. But there is something even better then that Harrrrr. Can ye mateys find it?

No it not on that side Harrrrr.

That is it mateys Harrrrrrr.

It be a pirate treasure cave Harrrrrr. It has lots of bubbles come out of the well by the skull Harrr. It be so neat Harrrrr. The treasure in the cave even sparkles Harrrrr.

Cap' n Maverick the Pirate

Cap'n Mavericks School of Piracy : spy glass lesson

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today fer Cap'n Mavericks School of Piracy yer Cap'n be making a spy glass Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n wants ye mateys to make one also Harrrr. I have step by step instructions Harrrrrr.

First ye need scissors, paper, tape, pen, marker, aluminum foil, paper towel tubes, and plastic cling wrap Harrrr.

On the piece of paper trace a circle around one of yer tubes Harrrr. then make a bigger circle around it Harrrrr. then in the corners draw 4 triangles Harrrr. then cut out the big circle and triangles Harrrr.

It should look like this Harrrrr. Then put a hole in the middle of it Harrrr. this will be yer eye piece Harrrr.

Then at the end of the tube put the eye piece on Harrrrr. fold up the 4 big piece around the tube and tape them up Harrrrr. It should look like this Harrrr.

Then take two paper towel tubes and put one inside the other Harrrr.

(make sure not to push them all the way Harrrr)

Put them together like Lisa the Mean is doing in this step. Put the plastic wrap on the other end and tape it in place. This be yer lens. Harrr.

Write yer name and decorate yer Spy glass Harrrrr.

Here be the Cap'n spy glass almost finished. Harrrrr.

Now ye mateys are ready for an adventure Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n lookn for stuff to see Harrrr.

Check that out Harrrr Yer Cap'n is moving it to see more things Harrrr.

The spy glass is light weight and easy to carry Harrrrr. Ye mateys can push it together and make it smaller too, just not all the way.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. If it doesn't work ye can take the plastic wrap off and have fun shredding it Harrrrr.

Don't eat the plastic wrap Harrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

The tree branch that striks back

Harrrrrr Mateys

This weekend dad was cutting down some branches off of yer Cap'n favorite pear tree Harrrrrr. He was chucking the branches in his truck then yer Cap'n hear crack followed by lots of HBO words Harrrr. Yer Cap'n noticed something was wrong with the back window of the truck Harr.

This is what the back window of the truck looks like Harrrrr.

This be a close up of where the branch hit the window Harrrrrr.

Yer Cap'n almost forgot to blog about this cool thing mom got dad for Christmas Harrrrrr.

That be right it is a Siberian for yer truck Harrrrr. Mom got it from The Hard Hat Hitch

They have all kinds of things like skull and cross bones to other breeds of dogs Harrrr. Yer Cap'n thinks ye mateys need to check it out Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate