Harrrrr Mateys

A lot of ye Mateys are asking what is a Jump Back Jack and the answer be a scary Snake Harrrr.

Now for the Cap'ns news Harrrrr. The other day Mom open her box of cereal and there was a toy car in it form the movie Speed Racer Harrrrr. It was not the Moch 5 but that is ok Harrrr. Mom then gave it to yer Cap'n and Lisa the Mean it had stickers to go on it so Lisa the Mean put the stickers on the car for yer Cap'n Harrrr. Then we raced the car and it went so fast Harrrrr. Then Lisa the Mean gave me a bath Harrrrr. Then today yer Cap'n dug a mud hole in search for treasure and got all dirty Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

visitor

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n had a visitor yesterday Harrrrrr. Can you guess who it was Harrrr Can you? It was Gold Eye Eddie Harrrrr. He came with Kathleen and Nathan Harrrrr. Eddie was so happy to be with everybody Harrrrr. Gold Eye Eddie told me he is getting ready for a show Harrrr.He also told me he still be a pirate Harrr. Yer Cap'n and Lisa the Mean and Mom can't wait to see him show Harrrr. He stayed for a while then went back home Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harrrrrr!!!!!

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Sorry yer Cap'n has not posted for a while Harrrrr.

I wanted to give Gloria a Harrrrr way to go Harrr on her five little pirates Harrrrr. They be so cute I hope they learn the way of the pirate so they can be mateys on me ship Harrrrr.

On other news Jump Back Jacks are back so you mateys be careful on yer running time outside Harrrrr. They like to hide in the grass and they can be hard to see Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Cookies

Harrrrrrr Mateys

There be a BIG Bag of Big Cookies on the counter Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean is not giving me any Harrrrrr. She is so mean Harrrrrr. The good news is that Lisa the Mean is going to go dog sitting this week Harrrrr. Mom is going to give out the cookies I just know it Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

News

Harrrrrr Mateys

The past cople of days the weather has been crazy it had been 70 Degrees then the next day it be 40 with tornados Harrrrr. then the next day it snowd now it is windy in the 60 Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n is having a hard time getting the good ship Mavericks Run out of dry dock Harrrrr.

On other news Steve & kats Mom had a dream about yer Cap'n and presedntal canidit John McCain riding in the same air plane Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick The Pirate

Harrr new rules

Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n be swimming in a sea o' phisers, viruses and scammers. Harrr, it be shark infested waters Mateys, so the Cap'n be moderatin his comments fer a time. No offence to all the honest Mateys out there, this be fer yer protection.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Diggin' fer treasure

Harrrr Mateys, now that the ground be thawing out from winter, yer Cap'n be diggin' fer treasure. Harrrr, yer Cap'n dig this hole before the rain start. It be a good deep one. There be treasure in it mateys.

Harrrr what a great hole and now fill with water

Lisa the Mean come and look in the hole with the Cap'n and take this picture. Harrr Matey's, the Cap'n have his nose in the hole. Harrr, be looking fer treasure.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Pirate party

Harrr Mateys, Lisa the Mean decide the Cap'n be having a pirate party last night. She invite Pirate Bear for me.

Here be the Cap'n meeting Pirate Bear, be singing the song too, harrrr. Hot, hot, hot, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yer Cap'n feeling Hot, hot, hot.
Matey, yer clothes not be looking that great.

Hmmmm, the Cap'n think Pirate Bear be weird. And check out that stupid parrot, harrrr.

OK, maybe we be mateys after all, harrrr. Let be sing that song again, it in the Cap'n head now. Hot, hot, hot.

Time for bed, matey. Close that beady eye and go to sleep.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate